Sometimes, things online really make me laugh. Intentions are great, but the execution... notsomuch.
Windy City Novelty Company seems to churn out some neat things. They sell party staples such as Mardi Gras beads and glow sticks in bulk. With "clean raves" (dancing and giggling while flinging around glow sticks) a big trend with teens, I understand the point behind selling Star of David and Mazel Tov light sticks for Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. Thirteen-year-olds like shiny objects that light up. Thirteen-year-olds like dancing. Thirteen-year-olds want to pull out every stop to make their parties be the talk of the entire seventh grade for MONTHS.
Sometimes, religious print glow sticks baffle me, like these.
http://www.windycitynovelties.com/210655p/religious-cross-6-glow-sticks.html"Make Room for Jesus" at a rave?
With Halloween coming, many look forward to stepping out in the coolest of costumes. Sadly, time is of the essence, and quite a few need to resort to a trip to the costume store, home of the [insert name of any profession, character, or animal] slut costumes.
On a hot tip from a former student, I looked up "modest Halloween costumes" on Google Images. The first image was of two Mennonite women. The second was of a nun. Following pictures included long, unflattering dresses and pant outfits with cutouts of characters over them. Apparently, in the costume department, there are two options: skanky and totally covering up every body part. Good luck, creatively-impaired ladies!
Last, this was worth a giggle. I firmly believe that women and men should leave the house wearing clothes that fit. I also feel that cotton stretch can be your worst enemy.
Behold, the throw-up-in-your-mouth link of the night.
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